What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What are some sad truths about life?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Why is digital marketing important?

{RING} {RING}

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Yes sir it is.

Do you think the beginning of movies is often better than the rest of the film? Is this a common opinion or do others share this view?

After a few moments he returns.

HELLO

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What are your darkest taboo confessions?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Sure no problem officer.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Is OnlyFans good or bad for the society? Why?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.